Crotch Keyboard Integrated Into New Pants Design

Nothing says “geek style” quite like pants featuring a keyboard conveniently placed over the crotch. Designer Erik De Nijs also integrated a pair of speakers into the knees, a back-pocket mouse and a joystick controller behind the front zipper. Umm, yeah, a “joystick.” Wink, wink.
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