Blazing Saddles 1 --Farting Cowboys

Mel Brooks Blazing Saddles- Cowboys Love Beans
What else need be said.LOL

Tags: Balazing Saddles, Humor, Mel Brooks, Beans

Brisk Walk

BRISK WALK

Heart Disease is one of the most common diseases afflicting today's workers.
Caused by Excessive stress, Smoking, High calorie diet, Sedentary lifestyle, this disease is the no.1 killer of today's employees.

Blockage in Coronary Arteries
OR
Clot in Coronary Arteries
OR
Constriction of Coronary Arteries
Sedentary life
Smoking
High Calorie diet
Stress
Alcohol
High Cholesterol
High Blood Pressure
Over Weight
Angina
Heart Attack
Cardiac Arrest
Heart Failure
Family ?
Job ?
Expenses?
Peace of Mind?

Only you can do
something about it !!!!
After all, it’s your life,
it’s your family!!!

You can start with a simple step.
TODAY .

Take a brisk walk for 30 minutes per day, Every day.

WALKING AND CHOLESTROL – Regular walking can increase the levels of good cholesterol.

WALKING AND SMOKING – Regular walking is a positive habit to replace smoking with.

For over 40 years now, studies have shown walking to be the best form of exercise that people of all ages can do.

WALKING AND BLOOD PRESSURE - Regular walking makes the heart work more efficiently and improves blood circulation. Blood vessels become more elastic and the amount of oxygen delivered to the tissues increases.

WALKING AND STRESS – Walking is one easy way to deal with tension, anxiety and stress. Studies show that people who exercise regularly can cope better with stresses of life. Researchers in USA found a 14% average drop in anxiety levels in regular brisk walkers. Walking recharges our batteries after tension and stress have drained them of power and energy.

WALKING AND FITNESS - Regular brisk walking improves muscle tone, makes your heart stronger and gives you that bite of fitness. Do it regularly for 30 minutes every day and enjoy that feeling of fitness from within.

Caution for those with knee pain:
Walk at normal pace.
Do knee stretching exercises as shown in next two slides.

KNEE EXTENSION
Strengthens muscles in front of thigh and shin.
Sit in chair. Only the balls of your feet and your toes should rest on the floor. Put rolled towel under knees, if needed, to lift your feet. Rest your hands on your thighs or on the sides of the chair.
Slowly extend one leg in front of you as straight as possible.
Flex foot to point toes toward head.
Hold position for 1 to 2 seconds.
Slowly lower leg back down. Pause.
Repeat with other leg.
Alternate legs until you have done 8 to 15 repetitions with each leg.
Rest; then do another set of 8 to 15 alternating repetitions

WALKING IS EFFECTIVE & SAFE
Reduces Stress
Helps quit smoking
Strengthens the heart,
Massages the legs
Strengthens the muscles,
Reduces cholesterol
Improves blood circulation

WALKING IS
SIMPLEST - CHEAPEST - EASIEST

BUILD IT IN YOUR DAILY ROUTINE
30 MINUTES EVERY DAY

Strengthen your heart & your health by
Walking 30 minutes briskly every day.

World's Largest Digging Machine

This is the largest digging machine (or trencher or rotating shovel) in the world. It was built by Krupp and is shown here crossing a road in Germany on the way to its destination, an open air coal mine. Although at the mine the treads are unnecessary, it was cheaper to make the machine self-propelled than to try and move it with conventional hauling equipment. Some factoids:

The machine is 95 meters high and 215 meters long (almost 2.5 football fields in length)

Weight is 45,500 tons (that's equivalent to a bumper to bumper line of jeeps 80 miles long)

It took 5 years to design and manufacture at a cost of $100 million

Maximum digging speed is 10 meters per minute

Can move more than 76,000 cubic meters of coal, rock, and earth per day

Home Made Facials

Autumn Apple Facial Mask
Just because the leaves on the trees are falling down dead, doesn't mean your skin has to. Get rid of those dead skins cells with this mask. Ingredients:
• 1/4 of an apple
• 1/2 tsp Half and half
• 1 Tsp honey
• 1 T oatmeal
Instructions:
Mash with a fork in a small bowl and mix it together well. Then apply it to your face. Leave on for 10 minutes and then rinse off.

Avocado Facial Mask
Ingredients:
• 1/2 Avocado
Instructions:
Mash avocado and apply evenly to your face. Leave it on for 15-20 minutes. Rinse off with cool water or soft wash cloth.

Banana, Honey and Yogurt Facial Mask
Ingredients:
• 1/2 banana
• 2 tablespoons yogurt
• 1-tablespoon honey
Instructions:
Mash the banana with a fork then mix in honey and yogurt. Apply to your face evenly. Leave it on for 15-20 minutes. Rinse off with cool water or soft wash cloth.

Banana Oatmeal Mask
Ingredients:
• 1 medium to large Banana; soft and peeled
• 1/3 to 1/2 cup oatmeal (depends on the size of the banana)
Instructions:
Mash the oatmeal into the soft peeled banana a little at a time. Continue until all of the oatmeal is moistened. Apply to your face evenly, leaving it on for 15-20 minutes. Rinse off with warm water or soft wash cloth.

Banana and Vitamin E Mask
Ingredients:
• 1 medium to large Banana; soft and peeled
• 4 Vitamin E gel caps
Instructions:
Vitamin E can help heal the skin while the banana will energize the face. Mash the banana and squeeze the liquid out of the gelcaps. Mix well with the banana. Avoiding the eye area, apply the mask and leave on for 10 minutes. Rinse with warm water and pat dry.

Brown Sugar and Milk Mask
Ingredients:
• 1/4-cup brown sugar
• 1 - 2 tbsp milk, anything but skim
Instructions:
Mix the two ingredients well. Apply to freshly cleaned face and massage gently for a full minute - leave on for 15 minutes. Wash off with warm water and pat dry.

Cornmeal Facial Scrub
Ingredients:
• cornmeal
• water
Instructions:
Mix cornmeal with enough water to make a paste. Apply to skin in a circular motion. Allow drying and rinsing off with cool water.

Cucumber and Yogurt Facial Mask
Ingredients:
• 1/2 cucumber
• 1-tablespoon yogurt
Instructions:
Puree cucumber and yogurt in a blender; apply to your face evenly. Leave it on for 15-20 minutes. Rinse off with cool water or soft washcloth.

Grapefruit Facial Mask
Ingredients:
• 1-teaspoon grapefruit juice
• 1-teaspoon sour cream
• 1 egg white
Instructions:
This is for an oily to normal skin type. Beat egg white until it is fluffy, add sour cream and grapfruit juice and blend well. Apply to face for 15 minutes, and then rinse with warm water

Nourishing Facial Mask
Ingredients:
• 1 egg
• 1 tsp almond oil
• 1 T half and half
Instructions:
Combine the ingredients and apply to your face. Leave on for about 15 minutes. Remove with cool water.

Orange Yogurt Facial Mask
Ingredients:
• 1 tsp plain yogurt
• juice of 1/4 of an orange
Instructions:
Stir to mix and then dip fingers into mixture and smooth onto face. The sensation is both cool and relaxing. Leave on for a five minutes and then rinse. If you are feeling sluggish, this is the perfect mask for you. The yogurt will cleanse and nourish. The orange is full of Vitamin C and AHA's.

Papaya Facial Mask
Ingredients:
• Papaya
Instructions:
Peel and remove seeds. Chop into pieces and drop into food processor. Puree until papaya is the consistency of baby food. Use 1/2 a tablespoon for each facial. Keep leftovers in a baggie in the frig. Research shows that it is one of the best non-abrasive masks that you can use. It contains a strong enzyme called papain which dissolves oil and dead skin cells.

Strawberries and Cream Facial Mask
Ingredients:
• 4-5 very ripe med-size strawberries
• 2 tsp. heavy cream
• 1 tsp. honey
Instructions:
Puree strawberries, cream and honey together in a blender. Apply to your face evenly. Leave it on for 10 minutes. Rinse off with cool water or soft washcloth.

Birbal and Tansen

Tansen was a high-ranking official in King Akbar's court. However, he had one longstanding wish - to suck the queen's voluptuous breasts to his heart's desire. Every time he passed the queen, he would get frustrated. He revealed his desire to Birbal one day, and begged him to do something about it.

Birbal, after much thought, agreed on the condition that Tansen could suck the breasts to his desire but later he would have to pay Birbal 1000 gold coins for it. Tansen agreed.

The next day Birbal prepared a high voltage itching lotion and poured it into the queen's bra while she was taking a bath. Soon the itching started and grew in intensity much to the king's anxiety. Consultations with doctors and Birbal revealed that a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure it. Birbal also added that such a saliva was only in Tansen's mouth.

Akbar summoned Tansen and for the next 4 hours, Tansen violently sucked the queen's breasts. Licking, biting, pressing, playing he got what he always desired. Satisfied, he returned and met Birbal, but since his mission was over, he refused to pay Birbal anything and in fact, shooed him away.

Tansen of course knew that Birbal could never report this matter to the emperor since he was instrumental in it himself. What Tansen did not know was what Birbal would do the next day...

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Birbal duly put that lotion in Emperor Akbar's underwear!

Breakfast is Important ...

Why breakfast is important ...

Breakfast can help prevent strokes, heart attack and sudden death.
For those who always skip breakfast, you should stop that habit now! You've heard many times that 'Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.'
Now, recent research confirms that one of the worst practices you can develop may be avoiding breakfast.
Why?




Because the frequency of heart attack, sudden death, and stroke peaks between 6: 00a.m. and noon, with the highest incidence being between 8: 00a.m. and 10:00a.m.
What mechanism within the body could account for this significant jump in sudden death in the early morning hours?
We may have an Answer.
Platelet, tiny elements in the blood that keep us from bleeding to Death if we get a cut, can clump together inside our arteries due to Cholesterol or plaque buildup in the artery lining. It is in the morning hours that platelets become the most activated and tend to form these internal blood clots at the greatest frequency.

However, eating even a very light breakfast prevents the morning platelet activation that is associated with heart attacks and strokes.


Studies performed at Memorial University in St.Johns, Newfoundland found that eating a light, very low-fat breakfast was critical in modifying the morning platelet activation. Subjects in the study consumed either low-fat or fat-free yogurt, orange juice, fruit, and a source of protein coming from yogurt or fat-free milk.


So if you skip breakfast, it's important that you change this practice immediately in light of this research. Develop a simple plan to eat cereal, such as oatmeal or Bran Flakes, along with six ounces of grape juice or orange juice, and perhaps a piece of fruit. This simple plan will keep your platelets from sticking together, keep blood clots from forming, and perhaps head off a potential Heart Attack or stroke.
So never ever skip breakfast.

Beauty of Mathematics

Beauty of Mathematics

1 x 8 + 1 = 9

12 x 8 + 2 = 98

123 x 8 + 3 = 987

1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876

12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765

123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654

1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543

12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432

123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11

12 x 9 + 3 = 111

123 x 9 + 4 = 1111

1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111

12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111

123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111

1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111

12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111

123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88

98 x 9 + 6 = 888

987 x 9 + 5 = 8888

9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888

98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888

987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888

9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888

98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1 11 x 11 = 121

111 x 111 = 12321

1111 x 1111 = 1234321

11111 x 11111 = 123454321

111111 x 111111 = 12345654321

1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321

11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321

111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this...

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,

It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

Cool Photos - Star Forts

Star forts are incredible, relatively unappreciated structures - humungous constructions that only really become visually stunning when you look down on them from above. This type of fortification design was adopted in the early 16th century as people realised that simpler, often circular forts were pretty crap when it came to the job in hand: defense.
Many of them still stand today in varying sizes. some are empty, some contain ruins. some, as you'll see below, contain entire villages. be sure to check out the source links at the bottom for more info.
So here are 6 of the best star forts on earth…

1. palmanova, italy (google maps / wiki)
Palmanova (Friulian: Palme) is a town in northeastern Italy, close to the border with Slovenia. It is located 20 km from Udine, 28 km from Gorizia and 55 km from Trieste near the junction of the Autostrada Alpe-Adria (A23) and the Autostrada Venezia-Trieste (A4).
Palmanova is famous for its fortress plan and structure, called a star fort, imitated in the Modern era by numerous military architects.
On October 7, 1593, the superintendent of the Republic of Venice founded a revolutionary new kind of settlement: Palmanova. The city's founding date commemorated the victory of European forces (supplied primarily by the Venetian republic) over Ottoman Turks in the Battle of Lepanto. October 7 also celebrated Saint Justina, chosen as the city's patron saint. Using all the latest military innovations of the 16th century, this tiny town was a fortress in the shape of a nine-pointed star, designed by Vincenzo Scamozzi. In between the points of the star, ramparts protruded so that the points could defend each other. A moat surrounded the town, and three big, guarded gates allowed entry.
The outer line of fortifications was completed under the Napoleonic domination. From 1815 to 1866 the city was under Austria, and was annexed 50 years later to Italy together with Veneto and the western Friuli.
In 1960 Palmanova was declared national monument.



2. bourtange, the netherlands (google maps / wiki)

3. saint-martin-de-ré, france (google maps / wiki)

4. goryokaku, japan (google maps / wiki)

5. almeida, portugal (google maps / wiki)

6. naarden, the netherlands (google maps / wiki)

World's Largest Swimming Pool

If you like doing laps in the swimming pool, you might want to stockup on the energy drinks before diving in to this one.

It is more than 1,000 yards long, covers 20 acres, had a 115 ft deepend and holds 66 million gallons of water.
The Guinness Book of Records has named the vast pool beside the sea in Chile as the biggest in the world. But if you fancy splashing out on one of your own - and you have thespace to accommodate it - then beware: This one took five years to build, cost nearly $1billion and the annual maintenance bill will be$2million.

The man-made saltwater lagoon has been attracting huge crowds to the San Alfonso del Mar resort at Algarrobo, on Chile's southern coast,since it opened last month. Its turquoise waters are so crystal clear that you can see the bottomeven in the deep end. It dwarfs the world's second biggest pool, the Orthlieb -- nicknamedthe Big Splash -- in Morocco, which is a mere 150 yards long and 100 yards wide. An Olympic size pool measures some 50 yards by 25 yards. Chile 's monster pool uses a computer-controlled suction and filtration system to keep fresh seawater in permanent circulation,drawing it in from the ocean at one end and pumping it out at the other.The sun warms the water to 26c, nine degrees warmer than the adjoining sea.

Chilean biochemist Fernando Fischmann, whose Crystal Lagoons Corporation designed the pool, said advanced engineering meant his company could build 'an impressive artifici al paradise' even in inhospitable areas.

Cool Nail Polish Designs for Gals

Ice Hotel Glace Quebec in Canada

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The Basics Of Body Building Workouts

If anything were absolutely required in order to make body building workouts successful, it would be consistency. This is an absolute and those who do not approach their workouts with this in mind simply will not find themselves very successful in their goals.
http://cikenz.blogspot.com/2008/05/tips-basics-of-body-building-workouts.html

Tabletop Water Fountains to Relax and Relieve Stress

Water fountains are also known to relieve stress and to give relaxation. The sound of flowing water somehow quiets the mind and gives a peaceful mood in the room or space. The sound of gentle flowing water will give you a calming effect that will relax your mind and body. Water fountains also acts as natural humidifiers and it also improves the air with negative ions reducing the air pollution in a room.

http://momsturf.blogspot.com/2008/04/tabletop-water-fountains-to-relax-and.html

Fabulous Bedroom Design Ideas

A Bedroom is a personal haven and retreat. It is very important that a bedroom be a place of comfort, warmth and tranquility. And at the same time reflects the personality and interests of the dweller/s.

http://momsturf.blogspot.com/2008/05/fabulous-bedroom-design-ideas.html

Quick and Geeky Last Minute Mother's…

Easy, cheap, technology-based gifts for the woman who is responsible for your existence on this planet.

http://www.trueroots.us/blog/2008/05/08/top-5-relatively-quick-and-geeky-last-minute-mothers-day-gifts/

Monuments Dedicated to Death and Destruction

War monuments are in many ways the most captivating structures mankind creates. Perhaps they catch our attention because they symbolize our most violent moments or the extremes of victory and defeat that transcend everyday reality. Some of these structures commemorate turning points in history, wins and losses that changed the courses of countries

http://weburbanist.com/2008/05/08/12-monuments-dedicated-to-wars-and-their-aftermath/

Why Men Wear Ear Rings?

I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer.

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring, "he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my car."

Cabbage Vs Cancer

Studies have indicated that increased cabbage intake may inhibit the metastatic capacity of breast cancer.

http://www.xomba.com/cabbage_vs_cancer

Follow the Rainbow: Color Resources for Web Designers

Here's the list of 101 color resources for Web designers. Visit them all and bookmark the ones that will help you become the most color-savvy Web designer around.

http://www.xomba.com/follow_the_rainbow_color_resources_for_web_

Things Children Can Teach You About Weight Loss

Have you ever watched a child completely engrossed in a project? They have the magical ability to be serious about what they’re doing without taking it too seriously. You can do the same with your weight loss. You can live every day with more focus, and every week with more motivation.

http://www.xomba.com/things_children_can_teach_you_about_weight_loss

The Most Expensive Cut Flowers in America

According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, which reports flower prices weekly, there are plenty of budding contenders for the highest price tag.
Here's a peek at the alphabetical list for May, flower month.

http://www.xomba.com/the_most_expensive_cut_flowers_in_america

Simple Sun Catchers

Create attractive window displays in six easy stepsThey are simple to make and can add interest to any room in the house. You don't need much more than a few dried leaves or pressed flowers from the yard and some cut glass, and you can create these attractive hanging displays for your home.

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Sure-fire Ways to Kill Your Lawn

You're doing everything any reasonable person would do--mowing, spraying for weeds, fertilizing, reseeding, the works. And still your lawn gets the neighborhood prize for "Biggest Eyesore." But it doesn't have to be that way. Read on to find the right way to green things up.

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Copper Luminaries

Light Up the Night by Making your own charming and functional copper luminaries

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The Famous Fig

Numerous studies have demonstrated that fig leaves have anti-diabetic properties, and reduce the amount of insulin needed by diabetics.

http://www.elements4health.com/figs.html

0 To 200 In Under 6 Seconds

Bob’s wife was pissed at him because he forgot the most important day of the year – their wedding anniversary. Just before they went to sleep that night she yelled at him and said, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”

Early the next morning his wife woke up and when she looked outside at the driveway she saw a small box. She went outside and picked up the gift-wrapped package curious as to what it might be.

When she opened it she found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Difference Between Oysters and Clams?

Ever wondered what the difference is between Oysters and Clams?
http://www.bigsiteofamazingfacts.com/what-is-the-difference-between-oysters-and-clams

Murray to McCain: from one Maverick to another

New Jersey Senate candidate Murray Sabrin takes on John McCain.

Tags: war, iraq, mccain, murray sabrin, sabrin, republicans, elections

Creationism Disproved?

The Miraculous Human Eye

Intelligent design proponents say the eye is too complex to have evolved. The scientists in this video say, "Look at the evidence."

Tags: no, such, thing, as, god

Calculate Your Body Mass Index (BMI)

The American Institute for Cancer Research's guidelines require a person to maintain a BMI ideal body weight range of between 18.5 and 25. A BMI between 25 to 27 presents a potential health risk and a BMI above 30 is considered to be a significant health risk. Get your BMI rating...
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High Blood Pressure and Yoga Inversions

High blood pressure is a serious health condition to be addressed when practicing Yoga.
http://yoga-and-health.info/2008/05/07/high-blood-pressure-and-yoga-inversions/

How to Start a Term Paper

Some call it writer's block but whatever makes term papers tough to start are major hurdles towards moving on to the meat of the paper. Here are a few tricks that will guarantee you never struggle with your opening sentence again.

http://www.papermasters.com/blog/how-to-start-a-term-paper/

How to Find the Best Car Insurance for You

Shopping for car insurance certainly can be a nightmare with all the discounts out there. Here is how to pick the best car insurance for you.

http://www.money.co.uk/car-insurance.htm

Tips for Healthier Skin at Any Age

When your skin is healthy, you feel better and look younger. You also work to prevent more serious illnesses such as skin cancer. The fifty tips below will help you improve your skin and keep it healthy no matter if you are fifteen or sixty-five.

http://www.rncentral.com/nursing-library/health-and-wellness/50_tips_for_healthier_skin_at_any_age

The Worst Movies Adapted From Comic Books

Hollywood studios often turn to the pages of comic books and graphic novels for source material. Unfortunately, some of these comics-to-film adaptations disappoint critics, mainstream audiences and comic book fans alike. These films, whether due to bad writing, inept direction, gross miscasting, or a combination of factors, are often not only bad comic book adaptations, but bad movies in general.

Here is the ComicMix Six list of the Worst Movies Adapted From Comic Books:

http://www.comicmix.com/news/2008/05/06/comicmix-six-the-worst-movies-adapted-from-comic-books/

What Ruins Beer ?

Lew Bryson, a writer for Portfolio rigorously pushed beers to their physical ends to find out how to properly treat one.
Some excerpts of what was found in his report:

http://www.portfolio.com/views/columns/first-draft/2008/05/02/Beer-Storage-Tips

Canon de Pachelbel - Johann Sebastian Bach

The Truths We Hold

In accompaniment to the classic Pachelbel's Canon (J. S. Bach)Spadecaller's video presents excerpts from speeches by Barack Obama and Martin Luther King Jr. along with a montage of original art and some masterpieces by Vincent Van Gogh.

Tags: Van Gogh, Obama, MLK, Bach, Spadecaller Video

Ailments That Can Be Cured By Having Sex

25 Ailments That Can Be Cured By Having Sex
Sex is one of life's most enjoyable physical pleasures, but did you know that it's also great for your overall health? Read on to find out what conditions you're protecting yourself from every time you enjoy a roll in the hay.
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Do You Really Qualify

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

Little Piggs

Funny little piggs photos.

http://funnypicturecrazy.info/2008/05/06/mini-piggs/

The World of Ridiculous Poker Accessories

Here are some accessories and hi-tech additions to the game of poker which will surely, and hopefully, never catch on:

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The Blissful Blueberry

Research has shown that blueberries help protect the brain from oxidative stress, and may reduce the risk of Alzheimer's and other age-related neurodegenerative diseases.

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Oz scientists develop apple that doesn't go brown

Sydney: How many times do you cut an apple, only to see it turn into shade of brown, often turning you off? Well, Australian scientists have come up with an apple that does not go brown when cut

Unlike most apples, which go brown almost immediately, the fruit stays a pale pink colour for several hours after it is exposed to air.

It will be sold under the name Enchanted, and state minister Kim Chance said he hoped its unique qualities would make it popular worldwide. "The resistance of Enchanted apples to oxidation makes it much more useful and attractive for industry," said Chance, Western Australia's state agriculture minister.

"It is also likely to be very popular as a fresh apple for platters and lunchboxes, and for fresh juicing, where it retains an attractive pink blush and fresh, light flavour."

The apple was bred naturally in Australia from the varieties Lady Williams and Golden Delicious, the West Australian newspaper said on its website.

Chance said the fact it was produced without genetic modification meant it can be marketed around the world.

"We've got an apple now that has particularly strong qualities," he told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation. "You could almost say (the qualities) are unique, particularly the anti-browning, but we also have a non G (genetically modified) apple, which means when we ultimately internationalise the variety it will be acceptable right around the world." REUTERS

Dr. Dog

AHMEDABAD: This doctor doesn't wear a coat, has never taken the Hippocratic Oath and walks on four legs! But the female dachshund is a first class healer. And her patients would vouch for the fact. For very few can boast of pulling out people from bouts of depression and bringing a smile to those suffering from chronic disease.

Perhaps that is why the title, Dr Dog, sits easy on her. Skippy, as the doctor is called, is also a visiting specialist at Blind People'sAssociation, Prem Fateh Foundation, and the Manav Sadhna School atGandhi Ashram. Skippy's initiation into the field began two years ago when two Taiwanese volunteers from Animals Asia Foundation came toIndia to introduce the Dr Dog programme.

"The programme had been a success in Taiwan, wherein dogs were used to help people deal with their worries," said Bijoy Shivram, owner of the dog. He said the idea was to use dogs as part of a therapy to bring succour to those who were severely ill or on their death-bed and even to the underprivileged.

The programme began in collaboration with the Animal Health Foundation(AHF) in Ahmedabad. Around 40 dogs participated in an event held tochoose Dr Dog. The criteria was to select a dog that was friendly,warm, calm and one which would not be intimidated by strangers. A volunteer would suddenly jump, shout or run in front of the dog and itwas judged by its reaction. "A number of dogs participating in the event reacted aggressively; unlike Skippy who was very friendly and calm," said Shivram.

"She was one of the best among the seven short-listed Dr Dogs," said the proud owner. Skippy's visit to the BPA earned her a huge fan following among students. "The visually impaired often feel unwanted and getting acquainted with dogs is a touching experience," said Jassu Kavi, education director at BPA. Kavi was talking about Skippy's visitto BPA where she spent some time with 40 children from the institute."Once the children got familiar with the dog, it kept following themto the hostel room, climbed on their beds and even hugged them," said Kavi.

"I don't fear dogs anymore now that I have met Skippy. I enjoy playing with her. Just being with her gives me immense happiness," said Gajendra Vyas, at BPA.

But Skippy's social service was threatened once AHF stopped functioning. "It was difficult to go to organisations and convince them about dog therapy once the parent organisation ceased functioning," said Shivram. However, families and acquaintances who were aware of Skippy's work kept calling her for visits. Playful Skippy has provided solace to many so far. "I wish to continue with the activities as Skippy has made a difference to so many lives," saidShivram. Some of the people who benefited from her company also came together to celebrate her birthday in December.

I love you Mom!

A beautifule flash movie on the occassion of Mother's day!

http://www.touchninspire.com/inspire/mothers-day.html

Happy Birthday

(Nice Anecdote from Reader's Digest)

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside, I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand.

With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the dinner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.

I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than stinking cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!" I nearly died!

INTERESTING STUFF .....

In the 1400's, a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence, we have "the rule of thumb."

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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden".. .thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska

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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

.... (now get this...)

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The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%.

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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400.

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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:
61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th: John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later..

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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace.

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?


A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?


A. All were invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?


A. Honey

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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?



A. Father's Day

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In Shakespeare' s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.

When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase...... ... "goodnight, sleep tight."


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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...


1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.


2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.


3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.


4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.


5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.


6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries..


7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen


8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.


10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

Letter to the Canadian Passport Office

Super letter, whether its for real or not is debatable:

Dear Mr. Minister,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.

How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v.cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports
I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die !!!!!! STUPID!

I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my damn' address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthals Jackass's workin' there! Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach.

And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another copy of my birth certificate, to prove I was born at the tune of $60 for you !!!

Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??

Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the damn place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some asshole to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?!

(damn morons)

Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off!

Signed - An Irate disgusted Canadian Citizen.

P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 when one of my fore fathers took up arms against the Americans. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the ying-yang.

I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five years. However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor

WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED

IN COMMUNIST

CHINA !!!

John Doe Hamilton ,

Ontario Canada

City boffins develop low-cost device to detect heart attacks

MUMBAI: City scientists have developed 'iSens' – a low-cost biosensor which they say detects heart attacks well in advance.

Developed at IIT Mumbai's Centre for Excellence of Nanoelectronics, the iSens is now being prepared for clinical trials and will be available by the end of this year, said Dr V Ramgopal Rao, who heads this project.

"Field trials will not take time since it is only a diagnostic tool. We are talking to some Indian and multinational companies to commercialise the product," Rao said. Not only is the cost kept low, he said, but the sensor also detects possible acute myocardial infarction up to six months in advance.

The iSens is primarily a table-top box with a set of sensors, and costs between Rs 5,000 and Rs 10,000. Blood samples are taken on disposable cartridges, and inserted into the box for a period of around 10 minutes, Rao explained.

The box comprises nano-sized sensors, smaller than a millionth of a millimetre. These sensors measure the levels of proteins and enzymes – such as myoglobin, proponin and CK-MB – which can cause myocardial infarctions. Based on the concentration of these elements, the box displays a reading to classify the risk as low, medium or high.

"Our aim is to reach the iSens to the primary health care (PHC) centres. Only five per cent of patients are able to reach hospitals, while 95 per cent go to PHCs or small clinics," Rao said. "We can train the PHC personnel as the device will be simple to operate."

The project was funded by the National Programme for Smart Materials and the National Programme on Micro and Smart Systems. In association with his colleague Soumyo Mukherjee of the university's Bio-School, Rao and his team have also developed small silicon lockets to be worn by patients. These lockets can take an ECG of the patient, and transfer the data to a doctor via a mobile phone. PTI

Scientists plan mission to send spacecraft to the Sun

NEW YORK: US scientists are planning to send a spacecraft to the sun to study the streams of charged particles it hurls into space. Experts have grappled with this mission concept for over 30 years. Now, a team at NASA's Johns Hopkins University's Applied Physics Laboratory (APL) is developing a special spacecraft for the Solar Probe mission.

At closest approach, Solar Probe would zip past the sun at 200 km per second, protected by a carbon-composite heat shield that must withstand up to 1,400 degrees Celsius, and also survive blasts of radiation and energised dust at levels not experienced by any previous spacecraft.

"Solar Probe is a true mission of exploration," said Robert Decker, Solar Probe Project Scientist at APL. "And, as with all missions of discovery, Solar Probe is likely to raise more questions than it answers."

APL will design and build the spacecraft, on a schedule to launch in 2015. The compact, solar-powered probe would weigh about 500 kg. Preliminary designs of the spacecraft include carbon-foam-filled solar shield – 9 feet in diameter, and 6 inches thick – atop the spacecraft body.

Two sets of solar arrays would retract or extend as the spacecraft swings toward or away from the sun, making sure the panels stay at proper temperatures and power levels. At its closest passes, the spacecraft will have to survive solar intensity more than 500 times of that while orbiting Earth.

Over seven years, Solar Probe will gradually shrink its orbit around the sun, coming as close as 6.6 million kilometres to the sun, well within the orbit of Mercury and about eight times closer than any spacecraft has come before.

"The technology is within reach, the concept is feasible and the entire mission can be done for about the cost of a medium-class planetary mission," said Andrew Dantzler, APL's Solar Probe Project Manager. PTI

Laugh Out Loud

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."

A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

TEXAN: "Where are you from?" HARVARD GRAD: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions. " TEXAN: "OK - where are you from, jackass?" And Still Another Runner Up: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." Amazing - Another Runner Up: When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius. The Russians used a pencil.

A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But that would make no sense at all!"

Safety Precautions

Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this.

It may save your life or love one's life.

Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation...

This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know.

1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!


2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans . If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM . Toss it away from you.... chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!


3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.


4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR , LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

a. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it . As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor , and in the back seat

B..) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door . Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

C..) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably ! in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP- It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her "Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

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