Romanian Man Superglues Condom to Penis

A father-of-five and his wife decided they didn’t want any more rug-rats, so the couple came up with a brilliant idea–supergluing a condom to the man’s penis. Genius! The 43-year-old Romanian said he found regular sized condom a bit too “roomy” and rather than drop more moola on XS rubbers, Nicolae Popovici decided to break out the superglue. Popovici figured that by supergluing the oversized condoms, he could not only make them fit, but also re-use the contraceptive. Needless to say, the plan got a bit sticky when Nicolae couldn’t remove the condom and had to sheepishly wander into the local clinic for help.

http://www.theweirdpost.com/wordpress/2008/04/man-superglues-condom-to-penis-to-save-on-safe-sex/

Penis Theft Panic in Congo

Penis theft is a crime you’d expect to hear about after a booze-filled evening or at the Hustler store on Sunset, but in Congo, genital stealing has an entirely different, and more heebeejeebes-inducing, meaning. Police in the African nation have arrested 13 alleged sorcerers, who reportedly stole or shrunk men’s penises in an attempt to extort cash.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUKL2290323220080422?sp=true